I live only for girl butts in jeans
hey … so,.. uhh… (looks at notecards) did you uh did …you fall out of heaven because um (drops cards) shit fuck oh god fuck im so sorry youre-youre just s o.pretty i m soryr
I pride myself on being honest abt things and yeah she didn’t even call me out I was just like being honest “yeah your sister is ridiculously attractive sry” I hope it wasn’t awkward I really can’t tell at this point
Tonight I was talking to this girl about her sister and she straight called me out about thinking her sister was hot and it was bad. Yes. It was bad
Yeah buddy drunk as fuck
